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While on maximum allowable dosage of your preferred brand ED medication, dry and powder your erect penis. Just before receiving felatio, apply a light coat of Pepto Bismol to said penis so that your dick resembles the look, smell, flavor and texture of a large piece of 80's style rock-hard Bazooka bubble gum.
My GF complained about the smell while giving head, so I slipped her the Bethesda Bougie Bazooka.
Narcotic made from ranch dressing and Benadryl
Him: Damn, Timmy is really tweaking
Me: Yea bro, he’s blasted from that gutter bazooka
Chowing down on someone another person's nickel.
About an hour ago he invited himself into my kitchen and proceeded to load his bazooka.
a steel bazooka boner is a dangerous one. it's harder, longer and ticker than an ordinary boner or steel boner. It's more common for Africans to obtain a steel bazooka boner.
yesterday I picked up this steel porn girl and I got a steel bazooka boner right away!
A vagina that looks really munted and loose a.k.a been blown up
The girl I went home with last night had a bazooka hole like a head had been shoved in it.
Rapid yawning with noise so audible, it can only be described as the expulsion of ghosts.
David, your dad is firing ghost bazookas again!