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An outfit composed of grey sweat pants and a grey sweatshirt. This is something that you wear after an extremely bad or tiring day... guaranteed to make you feel better.
There are variations of the dolphin suit that include the turtle suit (green outfit), banana suit (yellow), porpoise suit (blue, which I happen to be wearing now), and bunny suit (white)
Invented in Eugene, Oregon
Roomie 1: "I had a horrible day!"
Roomie 2: "Just put on your dolphin suit, you'll feel better."
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jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water
I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,
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When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull out, and attempt to put it in her ass. She turns back to look at you and cries, "enhhh, enhhh, enhhh, enhhh."
I dirty-dolphined her last night, and she got pissed.
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When you and your partner (boy or girl) are in the ocean and you take your bathing suits off and are completely naked and you have anal sex and the one receiving screams like a dolphin.
"Yo when I was on vacation, the one day there weren't any people at the beach so me and my girlfriend went in the ocean and I gave her a moaning dolphin."
"Nice"
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A hipster chick with no sense of style. A kind of slow-witted girl who will not only put on a ridiculous item of clothing in the middle of a party; she'll ask her friends to take a picture and then post said picture all over the web.
Dude, if you fuck that dolphin, everyone will know you fuck fish.
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The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.
"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"
When penetrating a female partner from behind and you go to sneak it into her ass and she tries to smack your cock away screaming "EEEE!" "EEEE!" "EEEE!" "EEEE!" In displeasure; sounding like a beached dolphin.
Damn dude, I tried to give your sister a dolphin snack last night and now my cocks bruised! Obviously she is not a fan of seafood.