belgian waffles those are some tasty treats
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A Belgian Waterfall is when a guy ejaculates in his partners mouth then tickles them intensly to the point that the semen shoots out their nose. The same way that orange juice comes out your nose when you laugh.
Alex Willard received a belgian waterfall from Micho the other night and had to go get surgery on his nose.
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The act of Lando Commando doing a dance move which involves him dipping his ass down to the floor and then going back up in a sexy "dipping" motion,this has nothing to do with nuts in anybodies mouths.
"look at that dance move,it's the belgian dip!"
bahahahha
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The art of shitting in a condom and using it to choke a whore while tickling her ass with your toe
Hey, that absolute wank down the road was caught giving my boss a Belgian toepoke the other day
Shit man thatβs nasty
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When a man shits into a womans vagina and then fucks it and enjoys the warm sensation
He sure knows how to make a good belgian hotpocket
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A shit stain left on the bed sheet from a lazy wiper
The maid wasn`t to pleased to find a guest had left her a belgian kiss
She never wiped her arse properly and belgian kissed the egyptian cotton
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A sex act in which a person puts on waffle-stomper boots and stomps on a penis and then sucks on it, blood and all.
"I love Belgian Waffles."
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"
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