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The beginnings of explosive diarrhea.
"Man, Taco Bell always gives me the shits, yet I keep coming back..."
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A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.
Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!
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Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.
Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?
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An internet thot (see egirl) who gained “clout” from meme pages and thirsty bois by doing ahegao faces that make her look like shes having intense seizures.
Guy 1: I keep seeing this thot all over 4chan & my explore page on instagram
Guy 2: Is it Belle Delphine? Yeah man, thats pretty expected with all the white knights that are obsessed with her.
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As the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for Widespread Panic, John Bell, a.k.a. JB, is the quintessential embodiment of whiskey drinkin’ southern charm with a hint of raspy goodness. Seeing JB on stage without his guitar is like seeing someone on a nude beach for the first time; they just don’t know what to do with their hands.
John Bell crushed the encore in Chicago with Gradle, All Time Low, Can’t Find My Way Home.
The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.
I should have microwaved my Taco Bell food before I ate it.
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Conceded asshole who has obsessive compulsive disorder over Justin Bieber. Spends more time talking about Justin then actually doing work. His music is terrible and the only high point in his life was when he was on Drake and Josh. Although Josh Peck was the real star of the show. He's talentless and should be working in an office answering tech-help calls but even that's to high of a name for him. He's a lowlife who feeds off of beliebers hate and can't recive the message that nobody actually likes him. His hair looks like a dirty mop from a high schools janitor closet and hes so pale he could be considered albino. He's currently hated by 48+ Million people, Justin Bieber, Milk Tyson and the rest of #FAM. He's going no where and has been stuck in the same routine for the past five years. #HelpDrakeBell
Person 1: Did you see Drake Bells tweet?
Person 2: Drake who?
Person 1: Drake Bell.
Person 2: Sorry. I only know of Taco-bell.
Person 1: He played Drake off of Drake and Josh.
Person 2: Oh. I liked Josh better anyways.
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