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When your wipe your vagina after urinating with soft toilet paper and it clings
Man that toilet paper was so soft it left a vagina berry
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A large green fruit with seeds. Watermelon
After playing jungle hockey, matt decided to cut into a nigger berry
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Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.
Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.
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Jeff, did some one pinch your strumpet berries really hard? They look huge and swollen!
Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.
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The REAL king of rock n' roll.
Man 1: Hey man, I love the king of rock n' roll. Hound dog is a great song!
Man 2: Hound dog? Chuck Berry never had a song called hound dog!
Man 1: Chuck Berry? I meant Elvis Presley.
*Man 2 slaps man 1 in the face*
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The Berry Amendment is a proposed amendment to the U.S. Constitution that would purportedly fix everything that is wrong with the country. It is famous for its brevity: "Money is not speech; corporations are not people."
If Congress would pass the Berry Amendment, it would end corporate influence in Washington forever.
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These are berries you can only find when you are high. If you are lucky enough, the high gnomes will come out of hiding and deposit some in a Long John Silvers bag nearby the place you are toking up. They resemble cherries, but are structured like apples, and are similar in taste to pomegranates.
"Hey man, guess what i just found. The perfect munchies... high berries!"
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