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A sexual act thought to have originated in Somalia or possibly Doncaster, South Yorkshire, it involves the male, when near ejaculation to remove the penis from the woman's clunge kicking her in her shin and blowing his load in the females eye. This act is frowned upon.
Man: What did you do last night John.
John: I gave our Shirley a Pirates' Best.
The person on whom you can count on anytime. The person whom you can make fun of with all the rights but if someone else does the same you get pissed off. No matter how you both irritate each other but you still love each other and will never agree to this fact even in your wildest dreams. A best friend is always there for you when you get yourself into trouble. The only disadvantage of having a best friend is "they eat your food and leave not even small traces of food". LOL!
We are best friends, she is like my sister from another mother.
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Used in the following format to proclaim one's personal favorite pony (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic):
"insert pony name here is best pony."
This simple term is used anywhere and any time a MLPFIM fan is enthused by a particular pony. These comments tend to appear most in forums, message boards, and Youtube video comments. Some situations:
-A pony does something impressive or amusing in the show.
-A fan's favorite pony merely appears and/or speaks in an episode (Derpy Hooves is the best example).
-A pony displays an unusual tendency and wins the approval of a viewer (for example, the normally timid Fluttershy appears to beat the shit out of a bear).
-A fan simply prefers one pony to all others and wants to make it known.
It is up to the individual fan to decide which pony is best, as the statement is highly personal, but some ponies (usually Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash) are labeled as best more often than others. Also, this term is not always absolute, as some will use it to merely display an increase in the approval of a pony, and will thus apply it to multiple fillies and colts.
Aaron: Hey Mike, what happened in last night's episode Luna Eclipsed?
Mike: Well Princess Luna returned and could not stop yelling when she tried to talk. Eventually Fluttershy helped her and...
Aaron: FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY.
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Best Video is an awesome video store in Hamden, CT with lots and lots and lots of random good ass movies like Cheerleader Ninjas (NOT the same as Ninja Cheerleaders...get it right!). They sell Amish popcorn. There is a UPS man named Carl ____ who comes in every day at the stroke of 5:30 and he has a personality ripped straight from the latest porno. He is also very fond of Kathleen Wolak and hits on her persistently and hopes to bag her one day ;). There is a coffee shop there run by the local lawyers who thought it would be funny to name it Legal Grounds because they're lawyers and Legal is a lawyer term and Grounds is a coffee term AND a lawyer term. HAHAHAHAHAH. An employee of both is the sexually ambiguous Max Stenstrom.
Best Video is the shit!
Anyone seen Kathleen today? -Carl
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A man who isn't just a good bloke, he is the BEST bloke. He is a typical aussie man. He never says anything bad about his mates, and his always making people around him seem better just because he is such a good bloke. He is the man that everyone wants to hang out with coz ya can always have a few beers with him and just talk shit.
Do you know collo? he is the best bloke going round
When yous more den best friends, you're best frands. You can tell everything and anything to your best frand, more then you would a normal, plain, old best friend.
"YO WUDDUP BEST FRAND" "BADAUM BEST FRAND"
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