kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5

Gay dudes that donate half of their brain to hospital every day beacuse their mom didn't buy them rc car.

Kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5 are brain donors.

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Better out than intimate

To break wind whilst being intimate with someone. The release of said gas is often associated with the other participant(s) in the sexual act discontinuing their participation.

''Well, looks like I'm on the hunt for a new girlfriend again. Susie and I were really connecting spiritually and emotionally during an extended Alabama lane change, but a better out than intimate squeezed its way out of my anüs as I was going for it and the gas has caused her to suffocate and die. If I'm being brutally honest, the initial chloroform might have been a culprit in the suffocation too.''

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What you think your better than me?

A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.

Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?

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What you think your better than me?

A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.

Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?

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Better Nate Than Never

A phrase used to express the exellence of being in the presence of Nate, as oppossed to not being in the presence of Nate at all.

Teacher:"Nathan, You were late to class today."

Nathan:"Well,teacher! I say to you,Better Nate Than Never!"

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I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there

Gotcha.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.

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I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there

There is no hiding it. I’m just better than all you

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there.

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