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bicycle pussy

An undesirable vagina. This is because it is mangled, tore up, and blew out from sitting on a bicycle seat and peddling too long and too often.

Her bicycle pussy was so gross that I could not bring myself to stick it in.

by Satisfier March 4, 2014

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drunk as a bicycle

really drunk but still moving around... usually aimlessly. Just imagine riding a bike when you are really wasted not great fun. origins unclear but a rural expression

So he drank to much. Yeah, he was drunk as a bicycle.

by Fona May 28, 2005

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bicycle shorts

Shorts that professional cyclists wear, usually made from spandex and/or lycra.

Also one of the reasons why I don't enter trialithons.

Bicycle shorts look queer, why can't cyclists wear "normal clothing."

by Rhambi October 5, 2007

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Dick bicycle

When someone steals your bicycle seat so you eagerly pull out your quick release dildo and hope for a bumpy ride.

Person 1: "why are you in such a good mood?"

Person 2: "someone stole my saddle, so I got to use my dick bicycle!"

by Watermarlon September 2, 2016

363๐Ÿ‘ 602๐Ÿ‘Ž


Town Bicycle

Some one who is extremely promiscuous and easily has sex with anyone. The word bicycle is used under the context of "everyone gets a ride"

Miho is such a town bicycle, everyone gets to ride her.

by Jolly_Mangina September 7, 2020


Female bicycle

A female who dates many people and often cheats on them just to have sex or to rub it in other people's faces.

Guy: Dude, don't date her! She's a female bicycle! Who knows what kind of gross STDs she has??

by Chibi Uchiha September 9, 2016


bicycle chain

A 69 circle. Everyone is linked together in a circle, with one person on their back and the next on their stomach and so on so everyone is giving and receiving.

Person 1: I hear they had an orgy at Mary's house.
Person 2: I heard they even formed a bicycle chain.

by Tall One Guy July 16, 2017