Going Bieber

Dressing up like a fag and playing bad music to make people depressed.

''Oh my god, what is that terrible noise?''
-''I think it's our neighbours, they're going Bieber. You should be glad you can't see them''
''Yeah, I sure am''

Pulling a Bieber

Trying to escape from a flashmob of teenage girls on a segway.

A mob of girls were left in the dust when Steve Wozniak was pulling a Bieber

Bieber Peeper

Any adult who has an obsession with Justin Bieber.

Wow you've got tons of Justin Bieber stuff. - Girl 1
They're not mine, my mom's a Bieber Peeper. - Girl 2

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The Bieber excuse

When Bieber's fans tell you that you only make fun of Bieber because you are jealous of his "success" and "talent". A majority of the time, this is a false statement.

Normal Person: I hate Justin Biever!

Stupid Eight Year Old Biever Fan: Ugh! Your only saying that because your jealous that he's so sexy!!!

Normal Person: What ever, freak! Stop using the Bieber excuse on everybody! It's not true!

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bieber hater

One of the few people with common sense.They realize that being 15 and sounding like a girl isn't 'cool'.

bieber fan: Omg! Justin bieber came out with a new song!! I would totally do him!he is so hot!

bieber hater:You do know he hasn't hit puberty?So he wouldn't want you,let alone KNOW what to do with you.Plus he's gay.

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Bieber fever

Diagnoses: Bieber fever
Symptoms: obsessive thoughts of Justin Bieber, stroke, heart attack, and seizure possibilities if meeting him, crying hysterically, screaming at a shrieking tone, fainting, and falling in love. Falling in love is most likely permanent and irreversible.

If you have heart conditions or medical issues, you should consult with your doctor before watching him on TV, looking at a picture of him, or meeting him in person. It is most common in young girls.

So far this fever is incurable.

20,000 girls show up to Justin Bieber's concert screaming at the top of their lungs and FREAKING OUT. They've got Bieber Fever.

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Bieber Fever

A very deadly virus that have been diagnosed recently, it is claimed that when a person is infected with the virus (especially a teenage girl, excluding a full grown mature woman), their intelligence and thinking capability will immediately be dropped to 50 IQ or below. Some even rated to be 10 or below.

Infected 1: OMG, HIS SOO CUTE!!!

Infected 2: I KNOW, WOW!!!

Infected 1: <REPEAT>

Infected 2: <REPEAT>

An example of Bieber Fever, the infected is unable to think properly, except their love towards Justin, and is now mentally retarded.

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