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Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.
“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”
The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.
Who's that?
My big fat cock in human form.
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Something you say when there is a BIG FAT COCK in the vicinity.
*A BIG FAT COCK! is nearby*
Person: OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!!
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SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAAH RAAAAAH
Boa Hancock: "Why can't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"
Luffy: "SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAH RAAAHHHH"
Chopper: "ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!!!!"
SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES, RAAAAH RAAAAH!
A funk/ska/hip-hopesque band hailing from Ashville,NC. The Booty band have devoloped a style called "Bounce," Which of course is exactly what one is compelled to do when you hear their funky ass muzik. Broke out into the "jamband" scene at Wakarusa 2006 where they rocked the fucking house two nights in a row. Disclaimer; One of their groupies was wearing a white dress and white panties the first night at Wakarusa and was jumping up and down and she was on the fucking RAG! Now Thats Phunky!!! And then the next night the band got half naked and she was running around stage in her undies!!! Schtoops! Nevertheless, they are a killer band, Check 'em out...I mean just think of the band's name for god's sake...Genius dare I say
Tom: "What are you going to go and see"???? Rick:"I'm gonna go check out Yo Mamas big fat booty band."
Tom: "What'd you say about my mama."
Also, The epitome of funky is that groupie riding down the river of red. PHHHHHUUUNNNNKKKYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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go kill yourself you big fat green machine horse cock
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a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick
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