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Something used in reference to "I'm better than you"
Also, Something My Grandmother occasionally yells whilst me and my cousin fight.
Greg: Dude, I'd kick your ass any night.
Cole: I Doubt it dude.
Greg: Oh yeah?
Gramma: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICKKK
Cole:...
Greg:...
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When something is moving so slowly, it resembles the traffic congestion of Dallas during rush hour. South/East Texan phrase.
"Computer froze again, damn thing's locked up bigger than Dallas"
Typically run together as "locked up bigger'n Dallas".
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When you're in dire need of more resources for an upcoming situation, eg. A night out that requires copious amounts of chemical stimulation.
Can also be used when you're in a situation where the females outnumber the males heavily.
Friend: Hey douche, we are going OUT tomorrow night and we are gonna hit it hard!
Me: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Man look at the pussy up in this place! We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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A sex routine that involves 7 aztec warriors, 2 mexicans and one bottle of japanese vaginal fluid
Girl: Hey charlie would you like to do it tonight?
Charlie: sure!
Later that night...
Girl: UHHHHYEAH!!!!! Everything is bigger than Texas!!! OHHHHHHYEAH!!!!
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This can be used to define times when a guy does something that requires a great deal of nerve and skill, but he is truly lacking in skill and ends up hurt, humiliated, and/or dead. Alcohol is considered the main accelerant to this condition.
Roz looked down from the 58 foot cliff that overlooked the shallow, rock-filled lagoon. While diving to his imminent death, he knew that his balls were bigger than his brain.
AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D
Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!
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If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are
Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.
Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.
Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe