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When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy
Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch
A term used for mounting and riding a mong.
He's a right vegetable biker he is.
A term used to describe the change in a persons presentation and personality once a level of extreme exhaustion and delirium is reached.
Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Conversation between friends: What are your thoughts on contraception?
Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"
Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .
It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
A name for someone who rides bikes as a main form of transportation. Not those 30 year old white people who bike for fun after work. Urban bikers are typically eco-anarchists as well.
Guy 1: I just got back from the store, it's only a 5 minute drive from my house, definitely not a useless drive.
Guy 2: Yeah for sure man!
Urban Biker: You could've just rode your bike, it's literally 10 minutes that way.
Guy 2: Shut up idiot, I'd prefer to sit in my car all day than be an urban biker!
Bikers who call themselves MCs but hide behind a fake vest. Fake bikers in all words
Fake Bikers.
They drink a lot of alcohol and ride a motorcycle, they are not real bikers, fagots
a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails
girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
A kinky hardcore sexual practice in which a man sits on a bicycle seat with his cock out while controlling the pedals and a woman sits on and rides his cock while controlling the handlebars, so they can ride the bike together while doing anal. It is recommended that the man holds the handlebars as well in order to avoid falling from the bike.
Man: C'mon, honey, it's time for our morning exercise marathon.
Woman: *moan* But I woke up so horny...
Man: Same actually.
Woman: How about we start with some bikering then?
Man: Sure. Hop on me and let's go,