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Verb. (1) To attempt to make objective reality seem like an abject falsity in complete defiance of all evidence or common sense. (2) To fail while attempting to gaslight critically thinking individuals who will not accept either lies or trickery. (3) To stare with your mouth wide open while agent 47 dismantles your year-long investigation and trial preparation in only a few seconds. (4) To create an amazing flame-roasted duck with rosemary garnish.
I tried to convince the jury that the ped0phile chasing the defendant was the hero, but I ended up bingering it up.
What I should have ended during the investigatory phase was actually brought to court and I bingered the whole thing.
To outright lie in the face of contradictory facts or evidence, or to be inept at your job.
If you were to say the earth was flat you'd be telling a Binger. The worker at the fast food joint not only forgot my straw but gave me the wrong sandwich, what a Binger
A bold face lie delivered with a straight face in light of contradicting physical evidence
To say the earth is flat is to tell a Binger
Someone or something that is good, class, or great.
“That food was bingers!”
“That banter is bingers mate.”
“She looks bingers.”
“You are not bingers bro.”
Noun: Partially or half-smoked cigarette often saved for emergencies or, in times of austerity, sought after on city streets.
Usage: "I'm gasping for a smoke, do you have any bingers?"
"He's a right binger picker." "I love walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and binger picking."
Typically used in the UK, and likely just a synonym originating from the term ‘pingers’, bingers is a slang term for multiple pills of MDMA.