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When the time of day matches the month and day of your birth. Usually when the time is shown on television.
Look, it's my birthday minute.
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A person who feels the need to make sure absolutely everyone knows it's THEIR birthday. These people will constantly remind everyone they make eye contact with, and count down through their facebook statuses several days in advance. Even though everyone has a birthday, they feel that theirs is somehow equivalent to a national holiday.
Birthday tools can easily be spotted by dramatic ensembles, including fluffy tiaras, an excessive amount of balloons, cakes, etc.
Birthday tool: ZOMG MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 6 DAYS!!!!1!!!1!
Normal Person: ...Cool.
on actual date of birthday:
Birthday tool: GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS?! TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Normal person: Too bad you announced that 8 times already.
An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex
Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week
Your emerald birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month.
This year is my emerald birthday, im turning 12 on the 3rd of December!
A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.
The Birthday Massacre is playing a show soon.
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A celebratory bukkake in which the recipient is cum on, on their birthday, by the amount of men corresponding to their new found age.
Emma's 22nd Birthday party was mental! That Birthday Bukkake has put me right off having a birthday party of my own"; "I dread to think of the Birthday Bukkake that will take place at my nan's 90th Birthday party, It is going to be tricky to find that amount of men willing
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A birthday wish of all your realistic dreams coming true: Your hand, and a box of tissues.
Happy Birthday!
Happy B-Day
No, FAPPY birthday! Even better!
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