bishop stang

a school that is way better then their neigboring peice of shit school dartmouth high, where its cool to wear adidas flipflops and long jean shorts in the dead of winter. stang shits on dartmouth in every way dartmouth even left the football league because they were pussies and afraid to play stang and get beat by the so called "fags" at stang. clearly a team that runs away from a catholic school team are the fags.

Greenkid: hey lets go to the dartmouth mall and walk down to one end and back agen in seven minutes.

Bishop Stangkid: how bout you go back to dartmouth and discover new dick sucking techniques, while us normal and cool kids hang out and have a good time.

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The Bishop's School

An interesting alternate universe filled with future investment bankers, swiss watches, german automobiles, lots and lots of weed, and the La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club. Fun. Basically, a mixture of the best qualities of Monaco and Amsterdam.

Bishop's? Isn't that like a school for ultrarich potheads or something?

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beat the bishop

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

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whipping the bishop

Yet another way to describe self pleasure

"Man I had a rough day, I need to relieve some stress and start whipping the bishop".

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stroke the bishop

to Jerk off, wank off, beat off, rub one out and so on.

the reason for this term is because a penis most of the time will look like a bishop from chess.

"Every night before bed johnny will stroke the bishop."

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kate bishop

the better hawkeye and the best comic character in all of existence

“Do you like Kate Bishop?”
“Yes, she’s my favorite marvel character.”

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Bishops Finger

The heavenly act of fingering a girl in the ass while fucking her vaginally, than, during the act, removing the finger, looking her square in the eyes, sticking a neighboring unscathed finger in your mouth sucking it clean (butt not really), and turning your dirty Bishops Finger and sticking it in her mouth to suck clean. She'll think it's really kinky that you sucked her shit off your finger and start bucking wildly, but the saintly act is that you made her eat her own shit.

-- Named in honor of the Battling Bishops mascot of Ohio Wesleyan University. This act originated, occured, and was named circa 1997.

Ie: She was a live one, and was really feeling it, but I thought I could bring it up a level, so gave her the Bishops Finger!

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