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To be forced into making an unfavorable decision due to extenuating circumstances.
Damn dude, my work gave me shit hours last month and I have no money to pay my rent. Looks like I'm going to have to bite the bullet and sell off my beautiful '68 Camaro. :(
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Giving a speech consisting of sentences either containing exactly or no more than 140 characters each, so they can be Tweeted.
Yo Yo, you know what, da boss come in this morning and he tell me Obama speak in 140 character “Twitter Bites”, but I think he a republican!
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The crevace that forms when part of a pair of pants or shorts becomes wedges in between the cheeks of ones ass.
Dam look at that bitches booty bite.
Her ass must be pretty damn hungry.
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This is one of the most traumatizing experiences a person could ever go through. A ginger bite or GB occurs when gingers attack. Gingers are redheads with freckles and pale skin. Generally speaking, gingers keep to themselves because there arent many more of their kind left. Now, the first question you ask is what ignites an attack? Gingers preach pacifism in order to lure us all to sleep. They typically keep to this code of conduct bc of a lack of social skills and inability to interact with normal people. Lets say that you find a ginger. What are you going to do? That's right, your going to badger them and this sets gingers off. Instead of reacting, they wait until they find you vulnerable (drunk, having sex, pissing) and initiate a GB. The GB will be painful at first but nothing more. Youll just slap a band aid on, beat the hell out of the ginger and PTFO (pass the f out). The next morning is where you notice something is wrong. You cant seem operate as usual bc the disease is spreading. Your skin gets a bit pale, you have some freckles and your hair has a hint of red in it. Dont worry too much bc you wont become a full fledged ginger. This will continue to worsen for the rest of the day. By nightfall the disease will have infected your limbs. When pirates had peg legs I knew instantly that these weren't caused by a bullet or cannonball. These were obvious GB attacks. Remember one thing: all weak animals have a defense mechanism and gingers have the GB.
Symptons for Ginger Bite
-loss of vision: eye patch
-spread to limbs: peg legs
-discoloration of skin
-redness in hair
-freckles
-depression
-suicidal thoughts
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(n) A short, catchy statement meeting the short attention requirements of TV news. Sound bites have the annoying habit of being play again and again ad nauseum. In fact, newscasts are increasingly built around sound bites instead of hard news and analysis. And public relations firms earn huge bucks cooking up sound bites for political spin and damage control.
One memorable sound bite (1984 Debate) from Vice Presidential candidate Lloyd Bensten countering Dan Quayle's comparision of himself to President John Kennedy.
Bensten: "I knew Jack Kennedy. He was a friend of mine. You are no Jack Kennedy."
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When a monsterously long turd breaks off and brushes your ball sack or inner thigh.
After a night of cashews and corona chip should have expected to get a trout bite the next day.
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When someone asks for a bite of your food and instead take a niggasaurus rex size bite of your food leaving little or nothing left. See nigger sip.
Nigger hungry Wayne Brady tells Dave Chapelle to give him Dave's sandwich and proceeds to take a nigger bite out of it leaving Chapelle in tears.
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