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Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.
“You know I can’t pee with you in here with me, I have a passionate bladder!”
When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop
*8 stops to go*
Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't
Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"
"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"
"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
a rap group originating in washington state (USA), writing hit singles like, threesome and My Onlyfans Addiction, along side locally popular albums like Boner Man.
super cool guy: “oh shit did you hear the new bladder factory drop?”
loser: “bro what the hell is bladder factory”
super cool guy: “mane fuck you and yo fike aics”
A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
When a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you're in the middle of a Netflix or Hulu binge.
James: "Pause it I gotta take a piss"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"
When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.