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The act of jerking oneself off.
Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.
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Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.
I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.
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Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.
Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?
Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!
Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!
Nigel :- it's nice!
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When someone is hating on you and you never ever see them, physically or mentally.
Someone hating without the other individual knowing what the hate is for.
Never formally met, but you hating on me.
1: I heard some boys on the east side blind hating.
2: I never meet him before but i can tell he is a blind hater.
3: James been a blind hater since i first met him and he hasn't changed yet.
When you are a killer, and are chasing someone through a corn field and no longer can see them in the game dead by daylight.
"Toxic Claudette! you know corn blindness is a real thing!"
When two consenting adults that have never met schedule a weekend getaway for their first in-person encounter. Usually warmed up by mutual facebook stalking and exchange of selfies to make sure that each person is sufficiently physically attracted to the other. The weekend typically consists of dining out, alcohol consumption, copious 'love making,' and occasional awkwardness. Insufficient long-term data to determine if these weekends result in long-term relationships between the participants.
Guy to girl - "sup girl. Enjoyed those pics of you at Chili's w/your girlfriends on facebook. So glad M introduced us. When you flying to Chicago to meet me?"
Girl to guy - "haha. You're funny. What are you doing next weekend?"
Guy to girl - "meeting you at the W for a blind weekend."
When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.
When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."
Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."