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sphincter-blink

The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or β€”especiallyβ€” FOR someone else.

"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"

by wordbird June 29, 2006

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


blink 182

A band full of posers who have no originality. A wannabe green day band.

Blink One Eighty GAY

by JTcheatwood May 12, 2005

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blink 182

the worst, gayest, stupidest band ever. there songs suck, the lyrics, suck, everything about them just sucks. their music is just so shitty. only fags listen 2 them. if u mark this as a "thumbs down" ur just a stupid little fag that would do anything 2 kiss their ass.

Stupid idiotic "Blink 182" fan: Blink 182 rockz and i would do anything to suck their c0ck.
Person: Shut up! their so freakin gay ***shoots idiot Blink 182 fan***

by BLINK182SUCKS March 20, 2008

367πŸ‘ 279πŸ‘Ž


sex blink

When one has a momentary flashback to an extreamly pleasurable situation. Usually acompanied by an audible sigh or weak knees.

"Dude was that a sex blink?! She totally just had a sex blink, dude I bet it was about you!"

by yankeecandle February 8, 2015

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


blink 182

Let's get this straight, anyone who thinks Blink 182 is a punk band is a queef sniffing, anal-licker. Blink 182 is a band that only talks about girls they don't even know. Their lead singer's voice kills innocent children in Africa and the repetitive guitar riffs are what caused George W. Bush to declare war on Iraq.

George Bush: Hmmm...I think I'll bomb Iraq today.

Paserby: Dammit Blink 182!

by JohnnyToothless March 16, 2008

496πŸ‘ 385πŸ‘Ž


blink-182

An unoriginal, talentless "punk" band that gained popularity by making juvenile songs about sex, etc.

"I just burned the new blink-182 CD."
"Sweet, can I have a copy?"
"No, I literally burned it. It's a piece of crap."

by Patman? March 21, 2005

463πŸ‘ 360πŸ‘Ž


blink-182

a bunch of homo fags that suck each other off every night. travis barker is gay and likes to prolapse his mom.

"damn blink-182 sucked ass last night"

by mrsexy707 October 1, 2009

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