A blow job from an overweight female.
Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.
1.) An extremely ugly baby; 2.) Noxious blob of matter; 3.) A way of saying you have taken a shit.
Brenda: Have you see Melissa's stank blob?
Frank: I haven't.
Brenda: Well it is very cringeworthy to look at
An word used in insults, generally directed towards someone you strongly dislike.
You son of a Blee-blob!
Someone who no longer has any self-respect, where it manifests in his life in some way.
That guy became a slob blob: fat and lazy. But then he recovered and became social again!
The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.
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Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley