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"Mary was walking around the mall with her boulder holder hanging right out of her shirt."
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The hometown of 3OH!3, arguably the best band that there ever has been or will be. Nathaniel Motte and Sean Foreman.
You's a punkbitch if you don't know bout Boulder, Colorado. Your girl's a freak, cause that's what I told her.
Sean: I love you Lizzy I don't care if you're not from Boulder, Colorado.
Nat: Same, Lucy.
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To insert, or to, more appropriately, THRUST the fist, shaped like a rock (boulder) into a sexual area of the human body. Once fully inside, the hand is to mimmick the movement of a large boulder and/or that of a crumbling rock, creating a sensation of both pleasure, and pain for the receiver. It is said that geologists (those who study rocks) can supply the best Boulder Colorado, as they can reenact the boulder with the greatest skill out there. Commonly practiced in the town of Boulder, Colorado, this trend is being spread throughout the world, known for its creativity and distinctive pleasure.
R: Hey maxdog, what did yu do to ashleymae last night?
S: Yo dude, he heela Boulder Coloradoed that shit! Beat that pussy up!
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rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment
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When you're finger-blasting someone's asshole and you find more chocolate than a See's Candy box, you just scoop it out and huck those Baby Ruths as far away from the action as possible.
So I stuck two fingers in my friend's cousin's asshole the other night and apparently the bitch had to shit. My dude, I was straight slangin' boulders. I'd show you the video but I left my phone in her car :(
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The nap that ensues immediately after being struck on the head by a large boulder.
When you encounter a person taking a boulder nap, you should check the area for loose rocks or else you might take one too!
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I have to drop Johnny off at Boulder High School. Today he’s learning how to read!
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