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Someone with a tiny ass dick, Usally white and cant get pussy. Will forever be alone.
Guy: Did you see that brett in the corner.
Girl: Yea what tiny-dicked faggot.
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brett has a small penis and is ugly to all.
if you are skinny and white you have a small dick.
brettsucksdick
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An extremely attractive Australian male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds.
That guy has it all, man, he's such a Brett.
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When an overweight nihilist on the holidays drives by a bad Jeep dealership with Sandy girl at home that’s he’s not fond of but he’s an old dick in the sand. He’s on the verge of stroking out so instead of coffee dates with a greenhouse gypsy he’d rather have boiled hotdogs than grilled
He has a sandy club cadd and loves to bowl hot packets of mustard in the deli
Boy that was sure a brettastropghy, you can see it in the chunks on his untrimmed chest
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A guy who has a cunt as big as his forehead who should jump off a bridge and get eaten by goldfish
wtf is he doing digging through the trash, thats a brett
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An amazing Scottish boy with a slight tendency to sometimes act as "Jaws" from James Bond.
Woah that guy is "pulling a Brett"
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an unseasoned chicken mayo packet retarded fuck u ugly fuck snow roach discharge gorilla dick sucker toilet paper napkin mayo monkey zebra w no stripes cock sucking vagina eater basic ass white boy wanna be poc 4x8 printer paper unedited document vanilla icecream someones cum colonizer cracker walking dandruff expired yogurt rice pudding un used crayon elmer’s glue white board elbow ash corn starch flour bird shit kfc biscuit alfredo sauce unimportant being salt shaker clorax wipes plain tortilla marshmellow warrior…
person 1: whats a brett?!
person 2: an unseasoned chicken mayo packet retarded fuck u ugly fuck snow roach discharge gorilla dick sucker toilet paper napkin mayo monkey zebra w no stripes cock sucking vagina eater basic ass white boy wanna be poc 4x8 printer paper unedited document vanilla icecream someones cum colonizer cracker walking dandruff expired yogurt rice pudding un used crayon elmer’s glue white board elbow ash corn starch flour bird shit kfc biscuit alfredo sauce unimportant being salt shaker clorax wipes plain tortilla marshmellow warrior…
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