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brett

A new tactic related to the game halo 3 where two players are caught in a sword fight and one of them wusses out and throws a sticky.

Aw dude, i can't believe you pulled the brett again. You're such a fag and a half man.

by Nayomishett July 29, 2009

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Brett

A real tool, the kinda guy to hit you up in the middle of the night or when he's drunk. He talks to a lot of girls but can never actually get a girlfriend.

Ugh I got another text from him, he's had too much to drink that guy is such a Brett.

by fta July 6, 2016

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A short, high pitch voiced male who despises sports, and boys. He would rather hang out with his girl friends any day, rather than being with jocks or at a sports game. Usually has straight or wavy red/blonde hair with thick rimmed glasses. Is a goody two shoes who does well in school and does not swear. Does not think sexually like his rebellious friends. Is hurt or offended easily and is usually wise or cocky if you get on his bad side. Sometimes in love with a PPP singer, most likely Taylor Swift or Marina Diamandis. Spends most of his time sketching, watching reality TV, or staying up all night on the internet, usually tumblr or instagram. Quiet at first, until you get to know him. He wears black all of the time and is a panicky type of guy, who worries way too much and has a strong love for 80's, and vintage and retro items.

Evelina: Brett! I can't hear you, where are you?!
Brett: I'm down here, I'm so short that you can't see me.
Allison: Eve, where is Brett? I don't see him what?!
Madison: LITTLE DUDE WHERE ARE YOU?!
Melody: He probably fell into the pits of hell

by hellaradkittens November 22, 2014

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brett

brett has a small dick and is a bad motherfucker who likes a girl called lauren.brett wishes he could fuck lauren but he can't because he has a small dick

for a example brett cant suck a pussy because he has small penis

by john wick123333309876543 October 1, 2018

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