asshole broke

Reacting to a personal financial deficit by not providing for one's basic human necessities and ignoring one's obligations to others in whatever means is most self serving while still managing to purchase one's vice.

Me: I'm broke. Like not being able to buy food, and having to choose between the mortgage and the power, but still managing to buy cigarettes type of broke.

Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊

Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.

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broke ballin

1)balling off other people,2)balling on credit, 3)rolling around in a nice car, nice clothes,nice shoes without one cent in your pocket for gas,food,etc. so your ballin but your broke.

1)Im broke ballin on these fiends giving me their money to recope some dope to get me back in the game.2)That fool aint boss ballin hes broke ballin his shit aint paid for still got a credit note every month.3)Yeah you look good broke ballin but how are going to take me out to eat without gas or money?

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spring broke

When you're broke because you spent all your money on spring break.

Hey man, wanna go to a movie or somethin'?

Nah, I'm spring broke. The cash I took to vegas, stayed in vegas.

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Clark Broke

The art of carrying around a ziplock bag of change. Being extremely broke.

I'd really like to go out with my friends tonight but I'm Clark broke.

homie broke

Homeboy who's secretly gay. On the down low tip.

homie broke has been calling me a fag for years and then got caught making out with a dude. wtf.

broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

Paper broke

When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke

All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment