asshole broke

Reacting to a personal financial deficit by not providing for one's basic human necessities and ignoring one's obligations to others in whatever means is most self serving while still managing to purchase one's vice.

Me: I'm broke. Like not being able to buy food, and having to choose between the mortgage and the power, but still managing to buy cigarettes type of broke.

Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊

Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.

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broke ballin

1)balling off other people,2)balling on credit, 3)rolling around in a nice car, nice clothes,nice shoes without one cent in your pocket for gas,food,etc. so your ballin but your broke.

1)Im broke ballin on these fiends giving me their money to recope some dope to get me back in the game.2)That fool aint boss ballin hes broke ballin his shit aint paid for still got a credit note every month.3)Yeah you look good broke ballin but how are going to take me out to eat without gas or money?

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spring broke

When you're broke because you spent all your money on spring break.

Hey man, wanna go to a movie or somethin'?

Nah, I'm spring broke. The cash I took to vegas, stayed in vegas.

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It Smell Broke

Usually a term which refers to AirPod users flexing on earbud users but guess what AirPod users can’t afford a wire :o

Peter piper was wearing his AirPods and said it smell broke in here

rate of broke

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness

Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come

Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye

When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.

Paper broke

When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke

All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment