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wiping feces on the page of a book
Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.
Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.
Tom: My junk is really sore this morning
Don: Why so?
Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy
An overweight bitch who likes to party and get sloppy over all the dudes. Can be heard from 4-6 miles away, weather permitting.
1: Who the fuck is that fat drunk bitch?
2: She's one of the local party buffalos.
When one consumes too many chicken wings and develops a case of explosive diarrhea. This often requires a change of pants and underwear as the afflicted cannot make it to the bathroom quick enough.
Edwards friend Jacob set him up on a blind date with Ashley. Ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a whore. Edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. The evening went well, Edward gobbled down about two dozen Buffalo wings. Drank a little, chatted with Ashley. They couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Then.... his stomach started aching.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
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when a lonely male sticks his dick between his legs and puts it up his own ass
Guy 1: Dude, have you gotten any pussy lately?
Guy 2: Nah man, I've had to stick with the buffalo tuck lately...
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A female that is fat and dirty.
No one should sleep with that mud buffalo!
a light winged creature that’s also hairy and heavy
“i saw Buffalo Fairies outside my window last night”