bunt job

a blow job given to a man taking a shit on the toilet

Helen gave me a great bunt job today. She is a very dedicated woman.

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Man Bunt

When playing a baseball-like sport, the act of taking a mighty chop at the ball, but making only slight contact, so the ball hits the ground and rolls only a few pathetic feet. Essentially, it has the effect of a bunt while still allowing the batter to look manly (if foolish) by making a full swing.

Man bunts that fail to either advance a runner or land the batter safely on base are not acutally man bunts, but just plain ole' screwing up.

(Chris takes a hard swing, but just nips the ball. It rolls gingerly down the 3rd base line, but remains fair as Chris sprints safely to first base).

First Baseman: that was total BS.
Chris: Pshaw! That was skill. Don't you know a good man bunt when you see one?

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Bunt-Hole

A cross between a cunt and a bum-hole, generally found in the larger lady when she has become so enragingly obese that you cannot distinguish between the crease of the vagina and the arse so it looks like one big smiling entrance.

search this on google :- images.naughtyluci.com/d/353-1/142.jpg

for a picture of a bunt-hole

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Cunt bunt

Sleeping with an ugly girl so your friend can score.

Greg owes me one. Last night I had to cunt bunt for him.

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going bunting

skipping out on work, game plans and all responsibilities and smoking tons of herb

Is Dave going bunting today?

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BUNT-DOWN

(V.) To back down, resign from a challenge
Oftentimes used when about to get in a fight, the challenger will yell "BUNT-DOWN" in order to give the opponent a chance to resign from the stated challenge .

Jim told Steve to "BUNT-DOWN" during a minor scuffle. Steve did not and endured serious injuries.

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bunt-a-cunt

Ramming a blunt object (or fist) forcefully upon, but not in, a woman's vagina.

She's walking like she had a nice bunt-a-cunt last night.

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