While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.
"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."
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Slang for a male homosexual
Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
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one who steals or has a great obsession with turds
sick, get away from me turd burglar!
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Basically someone who burgles choads
"Hey marcus what are you doing?"
"Shhh Im just burgling this guys choad"
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Someone who steals felch from a gay man's ass; by either licking or sucking the orifice dry. Afterwards, the thief gargles the felch until regurgitating it back into the orifice, only to steal it again.
That felch burglar is stealing it again!
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durring vaginal intercourse, without missing a beat ,ever so sneaky, being quite sly, initiate anal intercourse without arousing too much suspicion
opps !! im sorry honey i ddint know i went in thru the exit... ;) just call me a sneaky burglar
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