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Someone who thinks hes ten men But really is a thin little wet fart = Burt
Smith rang me up wanting help him because his co workers kept on pulling his duds over his head. so i told him stop being a little BURT before i slapped him silly again.
Ere seriously, why you such a mibsy nosey little burt?
get me a drink burt.
Needing to Fart and Burp at the same time
Flip me Robert, i really need a burt
When you burp and fart simultaneously.
After I ate that Chipotle, I burted all night.
Burt will always blow your mind on how retarded he seems, though the humiliation fetish works in a way that Burt is not ever that stupid, just requires the attention that will cause arousal imminently.
When you burp and vomit at the same time.
My burt (from the pickle I ate an hour ago) tasted like pickles.
An abbreviation of Butt Hurt. Used toward a person when they feel unhappiness, anger and grief when they fail to achieve their desired result.
Johnny was burt when he lost his pogs to his new brother.