burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

Buried my parakeet

A morbid way of saying that you got laid, by inserting your genitalia into another's.

Chad 1: WAZZZUUPPP MA DUDE, HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?
Chad 2: DUUUUUDE, I BURIED MY PARAKEET LAST NIGHT!!
Chad 1: DUDEEE, MY RIP'S :'(
Chad 2: DUDEEE, BY THAT I MEAN THAT I GOT LAID! WITH A 8/10 MAY I ADD
Chad 1: EPIC DUDEEE

find the buried treasure

When a bowl is believed to be cashed, but a skilled smoked gets one more hit out of it or a series of hits.

I think the bowl is cashed. See if you can find the buried treasure.

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Buried penis syndrome

When fat in the pubic area on overweight men protrudes over the penis, making it look smaller.

You better stop eating so much because over time you will get buried penis syndrome.

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Buried alive in a hotbox

smoke weed in a non ventilated area (a car) with a brick of dry-ice in water lay back and enjoy the trip

Dry-ice replaces oxygen with carbon dioxide making your breaths shorter and shorter this makes any weed smoke like Kush.. 3 people can easily get Ultra-blown hallucinogenic even off 2 bowl of stress.. and it makes kush smoke like killa makes you feel like you smokin weed in space or in a coffin ((Buried alive in a hotbox is very dangerous never attempt without a partner. you could suffocate. long term effects could cause brittle bones and could drain your muscles of calcium))

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Between the Buried and Me

1. Music that 1% of 1% of 1% of the population enjoys.
2. A possible cause of people to leave parties or large gatherings spontaneously.

1. "Man, I love watching Alf and listening to Between the Buried and Me."
2. "Shitttt...there used to be like 50 chicks at this party, then some idiot turned on Between the Buried and Me, and after that, only a few stoners and a guy with a really long goatee remained."

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bury the lead

Definition: To skip foreplay and go for it (sexually).

"She planted one on me the other night." "What!? Talk about burying the lead." e.g. "Bury the lead" as used in Season 1, Episode 2 of "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce."

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