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Someone who likes anal sex - general a homo.
Jeez... he looks like a chutney locker thief
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A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS
I won when Freddie Mercury came up
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the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.
"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"
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Present day verbage describing Haresh-bai's wrankly nut sack draped across the chin of young Ritt like a broken magic carpet that came in for a crash landing dot style.
So Dan, did you finish up your date last night by getting some chutney on your chin?
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A special burger that comes with mango chutney
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chutney the Front Door Burger, you should try it!"
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For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!
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When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."