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chutney locker thief

Someone who likes anal sex - general a homo.

Jeez... he looks like a chutney locker thief

by wordweasel May 12, 2009


chutney ferret sweepstake

A sweepstake on which well known gay celeb will die of AIDS

I won when Freddie Mercury came up

by Hugh Janus October 23, 2003


Bum Chutney Ferret

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.

"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"

by jakinator January 11, 2008


chutney on your chin

Present day verbage describing Haresh-bai's wrankly nut sack draped across the chin of young Ritt like a broken magic carpet that came in for a crash landing dot style.

So Dan, did you finish up your date last night by getting some chutney on your chin?

by K December 17, 2003


Chutney the Front Door Burger

A special burger that comes with mango chutney

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chutney the Front Door Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018


triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich

For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!

Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!

by Grum May 18, 2006


Samose ki chutney

The only samosa ki chutney in the world. Don't come close or else you would be wet as hell like last night again. If you dare to touch her samosa she will make you chutney chutney bitches

Hey, look at my pleasing husky samose ki chutney walking out there!

She is the most promising samose ki chutney you will ever taste.

by notyoursamosekichutney November 23, 2021