spell bound

To be bound by a spell

The little girl became spell bound when the wicked witch put a spell on her.

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spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.

I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!

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Dry Spell

Going a long period of time with out any type of coitus/intercourses causing you to act like a hormonal teenager

You might look like a genderbent Walter with wrinkles. I don’t know if it is the 30 year dry spell but that is *DOING IT FOR ME*!

spell-shame

To make someone feel worthless because their lack of education or I-don't-give-a-fuckedness is contributing to the world becoming a bunch of illiterate bastards.

Dude 1: "Jake, what have you done you moron? I didn't say I resigned from the team - I said I RE-SIGNED. Now I'm out of work! I should never let you type up my contracts."
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't spell-shame me just because I come from the wrong side of the trucks."
Dude 1: "And that's another thing - STOP SLEEPING UNDER MY BACK WHEELS!"

spell uncheck

adding a misspelled word to spell check's dictionary because you decide you like your spelling better

What do you mean "lazer" isn't spelled with a 'z'? Spell uncheck.

ud spelling

Ud spelling is how idiots on urban dictionary spell

I h8 lurnin speelin so I ud spelling

Spelling douche

Morgan Krause. Un-wanted or un-needed correcting of text messages.

Stop correcting me you spelling douche, I hate texting. Call me!