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A really masculine and horribly straight man who, when another man of the same breed is within 2 feet away from them, instantly turns gay. This can be exhibited with behaviors such as slapping each others ass, carrying each other, nearly making out and flirtatious advances.
They can often be seen saying slurs, making fun of “woke sjws” and harassing others when out of gay mode however, so do take caution where necessary. Thankfully, most of them are non-threatening due to their lanky physique and overall incompetence.
A cis straight singaporean male can be easily identified with some or all of the following features: his oversized shirt, earrings, permed hair, all black clothing (unless wearing an obs shirt), black painted nails (unless deemed homosexual by the individual) and slides.
It should be noted that this term does not apply to every literal cis straight Singaporean male, but it applies to a large population who exhibit these specific characteristics.
Person 1: Yo did you see Aloysius?
Person 2: yea he was in the lab pining James to the wall… hes definitely a Cis straight singaporean male!
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The world will never harm you.
YO! You "cis white male syndrome baby" will never be harmed no matter what.
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when some dumbass says some dumb shit.
ape: “you were being inconsiderate”
kayleigh: “cis moment lol”
a person who is offended by the term Cis-gendered.
Karen gets upset when she sees the word cis and has to voice her opinion even tho shes is not part of the conversation, she becomes a cis-clown.
Being a parent for the day, when the actual parents are unavailable.
Thank's for being Brandon's cis-ta tomorrow when I'm not able to make it.
Usually a middle aged or senior citizen white dude. In some cases, the cis white is young because they are the offspring of another cis white. In the U.S., a cis white male typically works for the government, law enforcement, or some position of power that allows them to give orders that they themselves are “too good for.” Generally, a cis white lacks common sense and empathy, and the stern communication that they are capable of is centered around accomplishments. They do not consider other people’s feelings or time of day. They make demands, requests, or rules that are inconvenient, absurd, or demeaning, presenting like a small dose of autism. Similarly to an energy vampire, they feed off people following their orders; if you are in the same room as a cis white it is expected behavior that the cis white will confront you on what you are doing, and most certainly will follow up with some order, immediately and without fail. Without someone or something to dominate, the cis white (male) will become agitated or lose their fuckin mind like some Alzheimer’s patient. They often stir the chaos, thicken the plot, or possibly cause a scene that is flavorless and drags on. Most notably, the cis white manifests pure absurdity because they are essentially the most useless and the most powerful.
“Did you hear about that new cis white law?”
-Yes, I can’t believe they banned abortion
“As if objectifying women wasn’t enough, they’re about to cis white their way through the pharmaceutical industry!”
-Yeah, that’s some messy cis white right there…
If you or a loved one knows a cis white or cis white male, just answer yes sir to their demands and just forget about them and everything they said.
When a cis person explains something to a trans person that they already know or explains trans issues to a trans person, when they (the cis person) themselves don't know what they're talking about, because well they're cis and don't experience trans issues.
"I'm not transphobic, transphobia is the fear of trans people, and being trans gender is due to a mental disorder called gender dysphoria"
"You're taking the word transphobic out of context, being trans isn't a mental illness and the treatment for gender dysphoria is transitioning, you're such a cis-splainer, stop cis-splaning"
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