Fortuna, CA

Small northern California white trash town in the middle of Humboldt County. Population of approx. 70,000 and a diverse mix of old hippies, hobos, stoners, hicks from across the river, okies, escalade-driving pot growers, wanna-be-wealthy land owners, cowboys, and the random average school teacher. The "cool places" to meet include Safeway Parking Lot and the Tracks (also across the river.) In the summer the river and beach are the close by spots to be especially Miranda. Fortuna boasts the largest screen on the North Coast! and is also known to all around as "the friendly city". Stop by taco loco for a cheap burrito.

Guy #1: ""Dude, should we go to Arcata tonight to get high or drink beer and chew in Ferndale?"

Guy # 2: "Let's compromise and head into Fortuna, CA"

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ca-rip

A term essentially meaning "Crip," but sounded out with an extra syllable added.

Eyes open 'cause niggaz get stuck on seez-ight
It ain't no motherfuckin' problem - pop-pop, tick-tock
Never flip-flop, 20 Crippin' til I drop

Chorus
Ca-rip, Ca-rip, Ca-rip, Ca-rip

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Middletown, CA

Small ass town where everyone knows you, your family, and your business...usually a quarter or more of the town is related, also a definite hick town :)

Amazing football team :P

Person 1: "Hey you wanna go to Middletown, CA?"
Person 2: "What's that?!"
Person 1: "Small ass hick town"
Person 2: "FUCK THAT!"

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Yucaipa, Ca

Town full of AssHats w/big trucks & flags on it, tinted windows & SMALL PEE PEES. 90% Trump followers, predominantly White (10 % people who aren’t racist, open minded, White & Minorities believe in treating all people w/respect & true Christians or God fearing w/out an ounce of evil in their hearts. Close minded, Americana folk - not nice, the fed ups & the White Supremacy outweigh the good. Meetups include: old local bars, coffee hut, the three k’s, & sadly Stater’s. Ton of churches, pray tell, which one actually consists of “NON-hypocrites? Fun fact, owner of a “farm” filed a lawsuit against school districts who canceled field trips after said “farmer” social media posts that were “offensive” -“misogynistic.” Why would any decent human want their child on a field trip to an establishment ran by ass backwards, racist, sexist, egotistical, ignorant, narcissistic (sound familiar?) also known-social media posts about a great adventure had -participation unknown but photos were posted on “it’s” social media in Jan 2021. Yucaipa is Trump country (still a few flags up in dry ass weeds/trailer parks) do as u like, not as I do attitude & love of guns & country one common denominator, if you’re all alike & not “other” won’t face consequences from local government & police though it be known conflict of interest exists (like it’s controversial council) And there are so many illiterate people here (& grammar police), the local social media postings are both comical & an embarrassment.

You better settle in Yucaipa, Ca new builds on empty lots going like hot cakes” “Them cheap empty lots in Yucaipa, Ca” “Antifa got their asses whooped in Yucaipa! Wait, what you talking about? That wasn’t Antifa!

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dirty cas

Wonderful human

Dam your a real dirty cas

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Ripon, CA

welcome to ripon. population: nobody and everybody. here, you walk everywhere and the "it" place is pizza pluss. you can not say a word and everyone would still know your whole life. your a guy? either your a jock, a partier, a combination of the two, or just not important. Orr a cop, and therefore, still not important. your a girl? your most likely stuck up, non caring, and bitchy, but deep down you really do have your problems. your gonna be the sporty one, the pretty one, the smart one, the chill one, the sluty one, and the one who was hella drunk at that orchard party last weeknd all at some point. choose friends wiseely, nuff said. heres the deal, if you dont like your bf/gfs exes, you hate half the town. youve tried weed at least once, and maybe popped a pill or two. your weekends may start on "thirsty thursday" and consist of beer pong and garage parties. you stress over the high standards of your highschool and have talked to multiple police. its all about the clothes, and the music, your dictionary and "hobbies," and social standing. sports and photography may define you. see, at the end of the day, were all pretty damn similar, and most of all, we all just wanna leave.

Ripon, CA is a small town.

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seaside, ca

Where Pimps are real pimps... Gangsters are real gangsters and D-boys are real D-boys.... Monterey kids say they are from here. Small town with big crime rates and a lot of Crips! I like Crips! Though it does have a family feel as everyone knows each other

Don't go to Seaside, Ca, if you don't belong!

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