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A place where you can hang naked from the ceiling fan while your dog licks your balls!
I just looove going for a round at Caesar's Palace!
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The act (and art) of receiving fellatio from a female counterpart in a dimly lit room while being fanned and fed grapes. The fanning and feeding of grapes may be performed independently, through a series of short breaks (typically at a greater frequency toward the beginning of the process), granted at least one hand or set of lips remains in contact with the penis (and in motion) throughout the fanning and/or feeding period. The receiver of such acts typically sips wine throughout the process and may provide feedback to the female in terms of technique, endurance, and overall performance, as desired.
The splendors of that Julius Caesar Especiale i received the other night can only compare to a blissful, pre-sneeze sense of weightlessness and ephemeral descent through the seemingly infinite tides of ecstacy.
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Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.
I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.
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This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.
We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".
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A nigger that banned 572 users on his discord server because he doesnt want to see a deepfake of bobby shmurda in thughunters
"You know Caesar Gabriel Venuk?"
"No?"
"Good"
A Caesar salad from a local bar. Usually has diced iceberg lettuce and stale dried out chicken.
Lemme get a half pound of boneless and Al’s Caesar salad.
When one is having sex with someone while they are having a seizure.
My girlfriend was naked and started having a seizure, and I decided to fuck her and but a nut in her. I said I just had a creamy caesar salad.