Swamp Camel

A close cousin of the Swamp Donkey, however the creature has bigger titties on it's back than on it's chest.

Man did you see that swamp donkey over in aisle 3? Yeah bro, but did you see the swamp camel that was standing beside her? She must have 44dd's on her back!!!!

Camel stank

The smell from the residue of a camel toe

I know you had a camel toe because your leggings smelled just like camel stank

Camel Talk

Recurrent mention of camel toe by guys obsessed with the size of female genitalia.

"Ok guys... camel-talking, who you think has more meat, Angelina or Scarlett?"
"Well, camel talk wise I would say that, in this case, it depends if you are talking upper or lower lips.

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screaming camel

When you separate the lips of a vagina and scream into it to release your pent-up childhood aggressions.

I stopped paying for therapy and gave my girlfriend a screaming camel.

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a man is not a camel

A subtle way of saying "get me a drink, I'm thirsty".

Commonly used by a person to prompt a companion to get them an alcoholic drink.

A man is not a camel, it's your shout.

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camel tail

When a guys pants are so tight that you can see the outline of his dick. The male equivalent of camel toe.

"Dude, that emo guys pants are so tight, I don't think I have ever seen camel tail that bad!"

"Chicks can kinda see, like the boarders and outline of my dick a little. The camel tail"

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Demented Camel

When you are standing behind a naked chick and she bends over so you can see her titties hangin down between her legs. You also get a gnarly view of her vaginal canal and her asshole.

I was leaving the bathroom and Caroline gave me the demented camel. IT WAS SO HOT

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