candied hair

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.

He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.

sponge candy

After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.

Man to his girlfriend after sex in the 1990's: "Get that Sponge Candy away from me!"

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Free Candy

Back the fuck away from the van.

Mysterious man in the van: " Hey kid, want some free candy?"
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*

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candy hangover

Usually the day after Halloween, individuals who have overindulged in holiday sweets experience a crash. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Nausea
-Diarrhea
-Vomiting
-Headache
-Desire to murder alarm clock

Bob: Where's Steve?
Jim: Chillax, he's probably just got a mad candy hangover.
Bob: What the fuck, is he 8 years old?

Gray Candy

A term that assholes use to describe the pleasure of someone else's pain.

"Why are you laughing Jack?"
"Oh, pestering Monica is such a gray candy!"

candy tongue

when you eat too many shitty sugar candies and your tongue hurts afterwards

Man, I love those Sweethearts, but they give me such bad candy tongue!

candy van

The premiere way to attract and abduct children.

Hey little girl, get into my candy van!

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