noun
term used for a huge package.
Damn, that is some baby canon you got there.
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A fucking loser with a small ugly cock that doesnβt masturbate because heβs a little pussy ass bitch that like to get rocked to sleep by his mom at night because heβs gay. Heβs so gay he has a bad fungus on his ass from is last gay orgy where got his butt resized. He now only does circle jerks because no one can fill his big hole and he canβt get pleasure from anal anymore.
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To describe a woman who is used as a placeholder by a man when his girlfriend is not present. Side-hoe, Side piece
Nathan told Mark that Natalie was just Male Canon Fodder until Brianna came back from vacation.
Maria told her friend Diana that she felt like she was was just Male Canon Fodder to Henry because Amy was working and he wanted love.
Canon palmer
Boys they chat the most bout the gyal dem , and half of them think they are bad , they also try fight gyal dem.
Canon palmer girls they start beefing for unnecessary reasons , some of them are soo clapped and there is that one girl that has dealt the same boy like 3 times.
The girls also like whining on boys in the corridors. Some gyal dem like giving head in the toilets to their secret admirer.
Have you heard some girl gave head in the toliets , she got excluded .
Oh my did you hear she is gonna fight someone .
This boy is trying to fight again!
Look at this wet guy!
Look at these sketty yr 10βs
Oh my i hate Canon Palmer skl!
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Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.
Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?
Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.
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The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.
Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Rick this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail canon at you bro!!
Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail canon to stun.
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Canon City High School is in a small Colorado town in the middle of nowhere that became famous in Nov. 2015 because of a huge sexting scandal. It turned out that every girl in the high and middle schools were giving porn and nude photos of themselves to every guy in the school. CNN, Fox and every other network in the world was there to cover it and gave the girls lots of much appreciated publicity. After a month long investigation no charges were filled because it was decided that nobody in town minded the under age porn and nudies.
I wish everything in life was as easy as the girls in Canon City High School
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