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The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis
Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.
One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
Someone by the name of Rick or Tarik who likes to brag about thier cock, saying its one of the biggest around (which isn't true)
this guy thinks he has an erection the size of the Leaning tower of pisa,
But it's only the size of a cashew, he is such a captain erector
Greatest superhero ever. Created by Dav Pilkey.
Captain Underpants says "Tra la laaaaa!
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Leader of Frieza's Ginyu Force. Their mission was to destroy Vegeta, Krillin and Gohan and to retrieve the dragon balls. They were successful in the later, but were all defeated. Captain Ginyu is the only surviving member of the Ginyu Force. He used his body-switching technique to change bodies with Goku. When he went to do the same with Vegeta, Goku interfered and got his body back. He tried a second time, and Goku threw a frog in the way causing him to switch bodies with the frog. In an anime filler, Bulma found the Ginyu frog and use a voice translator on it. Ginyu wasted no time in taking her body and coming to the scene of Goku and Frieza fighting. Bulma in the frogs body was able to follow. When the Z-Fighters realize that Captain Ginyu is in Bulma's body, he tries to switch bodies with Piccolo. Bulma (in the frogs body) was thrown by Gohan just in time to get her body back, changing Ginyu back into a frog.
That Captain Ginyu sure is an idiot.
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The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.
The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."
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A large joint/blunt that has the potential to pack a strong punch and, possibly, cause life changing events to occur.
Look, at Ralph! He's having a tough time dealing with Captain Beefy!
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