take care of

To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.

Matt to Abi: Love, you've been teasing me all night, the least you could do is take care of me.

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care level

The level of which you give a shit. Usually accompanied by a hand motion to physically show how high the level is.

Phil: Did I tell you guys about how in my calculus class, the teacher said that the cosine of pi is actually not equvialent to the derivative of the tangent line?

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wealth care

The super wealthy paying to put "their candidate" into office for the sole purpose of making sure that the wealthy remain wealthy, at the expense of all other classes of citizens

Damn dude, did you hear the Presidents new budget proposal. It cuts 54 Billion from social service and infrastructure items and gives it to the military....
That's "Wealth Care" for ya!!

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Health Care

Something unfortunate Americans think about as a privilege for the wealthy.

Look at me! I'm an unemployed European, and still the local hospital removed my brain tumour, thanks to Public Health Care! Now I get to live another day to find myself a job!

Socialism for the win.

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nobody cares

"I don't care."

Person 1: "Global warming is a pretty big issue."
Person 2: "NoBoDy CaReS."

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Nobody Cares

A word that's now being massively used by retards that probably have no real friends

Person 1: "Hey guys look what I got!"
Stupid retard: "NoBoDy CaReS"

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who cares?

the feeling of indifference when something happens to or around you.

My girlfriend gets constantly mad at me because i watch football instead of paying attention to her, but Who Cares?

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