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Terminal Career Agitation

Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.

My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.

by burnsing April 10, 2024


career advancing move (CAM)

A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.

Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).

by Shortnjocular March 10, 2015


career breeder

A woman who continuously breeds for the purpose of monetary reasons, in place of gainful employment. Specifically with multiple fathers and usually after the older children are school-aged.

Did you hear who is pregnant again with another baby daddy? She is such a career breeder.

by Ladywithadayjob July 1, 2018


checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023


Career Rapist

A person (usually male) who find beautiful and intelligent women and rapes them so as to seem like they were "not good enough" furthering his career and gold-digging marriage prospects

Sam is a career rapist, he is not actually skilled at anything

by Ilana89 February 19, 2022


Career sodomy

When someone takes a Metallica quality person working hard and about to do well in life make people proud and totally fucks the whole program by sabotaging his work and interrupting the flow of creativity because some serious bitch isn’t gonna get chosen cos she doesn’t like her fucking job

That little ring worm piece of shit just got busted for career sodomy for advertising a comment that meant nothing to anyone who didn’t do anything wrong by him

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023


mid career

...it could be someone who has moved astep in life with acertain type of achievement and is neither at the beginners level nor end level

For example.,
My boss promised to hire my brother only if is at amid career.

by Flave@12 May 27, 2021