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An operation in which one repeatedly gives away high-calorie treats such as muffins, cookies, and donuts to one’s friends, relatives, and associates to fatten them up, so that one appears thinner in comparison.
Rumor has it that the singer Mariah Carey has a policy where other women appearing in her music videos must be fatter than she is so that she appears thinner in comparison.
Can you stop your Operation Mariah Carey? We can’t resist the cookies you leave in the office kitchen, and we are getting really fat.
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An amazing precious actress who stars on FTWD as Alicia Clark. She appeared as commander Lexa on The 1oo. She sparked the great gay revolution, and the great gay migration following the death of her character Lexa. She has a jawline that could slit your throat, she can go from cupcake to daddy in .02 seconds, she is adorkable, and she doesn't know how famous she is.
Alycia Debnam-Carey is a TOP
Pilllowprincesslexa doesn’t know SHIT
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1. The best chemistry in the whole wide world that teaches at Livingston High. Also teaches karate part-time. David is his favorite student because he's just that cool. Mr. Carey also has a theme song that is a monotonous repetition of his name. Greet him that way if you ever see him in the hall way =D
2. To do ridiculously well on.
I wish we had a Mr. Carey at our school =\ Our chem teacher sucks!
LOOK! MR.CAREY'S WALKING DOWN THE HALL! 1, 2, 3! MR. CAREY, MR. CAREY, MR. CAREY, MR. CAREY...
omg dude, i just mr. careyed the mr. carey's chemistry test o_O
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When you constantly get money from making a hit Christmas song.
I wish I made a Christmas song just for the Mariah Carey Bump.
Collaborators of Mariah Carey.
Mariah Carey's Collaborators Are sooooo goooooooddddd
He is a sexy guy, his great s3x skills will soon be useful. He is a handsome man with a pretty personality. Love him, kiss him and most definitely don’t fuck him
I’m in love with this Johan James Carey
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A story which has no point, no purpose and no relevance to the conversation, overall boring. A typical response to an Andrew Carey Story is “Thanks Andrew”
I wonder if I should go out for dinner tonight or stay in.
Thanks Andrew.
This is a classic example of an Andrew Carey Story
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