you made a big melty poopie in the morning and left it there to rot all day in the sunshine
I just made the nastiest Carolina Sunshine this morning
The sexual act of eating out an anal creampie when the ejaculate is combined with feces.
Things were taken to another level when Derek gave Gina a Carolina Latte on their second date.
A sexual act where the man takes his four finger and shapes then like a meathook. He then proceeds to aggressively shove them up a womanβs vagina and lift her off of the ground while the meat hook is still inside here.
I gave Jessica a fat Carolina meathook the other day, got her about 3 feet off the ground.
The greatest state ever! Beautiful beaches! Southern Charm! Pearls, sweet tea, grits, bow ties, palmetto trees, shagging! Most importantly, charming manners.
South Carolina is a delightful place!
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Reviving a "dead" or "dying" sex life with the anal insertion of chillies.
" Deans sexual performance was lacking until I gave him a Carolina reaper- his thrust has never been better!"
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the tightest fuckin state ever. home to some killa-ass weed
i went back to North Carolina this summer and got high as a mufucka
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