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Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.
Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"
Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?
The way of the Carps. Term originated in North East United States. Also means best average on the team, buck teeth, and spits when talks. May carps be with you.
Guy A :Hey did you see that guy?
Guy B : SAY WHAT SAY WHAT SAY WHAT SAY WHAT
Guy A: C-CARPS C-CARPS C-CARPS
GROUP: SAY WHAT MOTHAFUCKA C-CARPS IN THE HOUSE
Someone overweight that's swimming
What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there
a film so terrible that it becomes fantastic
I feel like a carp film tonight, do you have "The Room"?
Everyone could tell when they walked in the room Summer had been stabbing the carp...fish was in the air.
A 2am girl at a bar that’s looking to hook up. Not a prized fish but easy to catch.
It’s closing time and all that are left are Bar Carp.
A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.
"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"
"Omg ily stick it in me.
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