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The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.
“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”
The dirty cat fish: a grappling technique that requires the offensive party to penitrate the rectum of their opponent with one possibly two fingers of their choice..... those same fingers are placed in the mouth and cheek of the opponent similar to a fish hook. Pressure and disrespect are then applied in equal proportions
Todd won the match by using the dirty catfish.... it's unstoppable.
When a vagina is either overused or unwashed, resulting in the girl's vaginal odors to ferment with the sweat and rotten semen, thus causing her vagina to smell like fish
Guy: Yo, bro. Stacy's got catfish smell!
Chad: For real, bro? Gnarly!
Guy: Yeah, brah! I told her to wash it but she was busy bitching about body acceptance and stuff.
Chad: Feels bad, broski. Let's chug some Monsters to wash the smell out.
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" Hey did you hear hanna got catfished by some guy she met online"
" I believe it, she is like total catfish bait. "
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A sex act involving two partners where one partner inserts an unpeeled banana into the other partner's rectum. As the banana is ejected from the rectum, it is peeled and eaten by the other partner. The 'Albino Catfish' is often seen on glass bottom boat rides.
I went on a glass bottom boat ride the other day and saw an albino catfish.
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CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!
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A real story about a single girl that meets a scam artist online. He tries hard to impress her, makes her believe he is single and just wants a chance. He posts attractive pictures of 'himself' and tells interesting stories (that are NOT TRUE). The stories and the pictures came from someone (a stolen identity) on Facebook.
The red flags: He acted emotional when she was not around; made her feel bad for not giving him a chance; said sweet things to her so she would come back online; when she came back, he pushed her away with verbal abuse or pictures of himself with (an automatic) girlfriend; hides behind seduction games; the cycle repeats over and over.
AND YOU WILL START TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IMAGINING ALL OF IT AND LOSING YOUR MIND....
All the while, his online buddies start to feel the same thing you're feeling...
Why doesn't he just meet IRL and get it over with?
BECAUSE HE CAN'T! HE IS NOT REAL! HE CAN NEVER and WILL NEVER MAKE IT REAL.
THE VICTIM OF THIS STORY LATER LEARNED THAT HER ONLINE LOVE INTEREST WAS REALLY A Lesbian pretending to be a man.
People, don't be another Catfish Story. Talk on the phone asap and meet IRL like normal singles do. A background check wouldn't hurt. Remember, catfishers CAN'T meet you because they are NOT who they say they are and their goal is to keep the online fantasy going for as long as their victims will allow.
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