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A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.
"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"
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Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government.
( No, not a "certain class." As the first female speaker of the house she was specifically talking about women. They were the original victims in the term "glass ceiling." )
Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.
( LOL NO, not even close. It's because there's a shit ton of marble in the capitol building, not because she randomly pulled marble out of her ass to use as an example of an opaque material. )
GJ UD for putting an obviously ignorant interpretation as the definition of the day! DURRRRRRR
"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.
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When your irises are apparently too small to reach the bottom of your eye socket.
Audrina Patridge has ceiling eyes.
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A level within the managerial hierarchy beyond which very few women and minorities advance.
Women and minorities have had problems winning promotions to senior management positions due to the glass ceiling.
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a person who watches you from the bathroom ceiling. he usually appears when u are masturbating. he likes it when you mastrubate
"OMG WTF WHAT IS THAT CEILING LALIME DOING?"
"dude hes watching u bate"
"isn't it kinda weird ur here to?"
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when a small beener by the name of Damian Solono jumps, touches the roof and says "Ceiling Tap!"
That ceiling tap was good bro, just work on your form.
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A barrier (real or perceived) that prevents a team or individual from reaching the pinnacle of a respective sport.
Members of college football conferences that are not members of the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) are often left out of major bowl bids (see: Utah). That's a real barrier (BCS rules favor greatly teams from BCS conferences) that does not preclude participation, per se, but the obstacles are significant.
Also a phenomenon evidenced when a really decent program (e.g., college football) can not seem to make the transition to a national and/or perennial powerhouse due to self-imposed barriers. Virginia Tech, for example, fails each year to be considered in the same category as USC, Texas, and Oklahoma, teams that have won many national championships. The barrier is a failure to acknowledge and resolve internal staff issues (primarily, the offensive coordinator) which leads to a general perception by the players that they can't play at the Tier 1 level. In this case, the coaching staff has created a "grass ceiling" through which the players can not progress.
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