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A celebrity who you would allow your significant other to have sexual intercourse with. And no repercussions would ensue.
My wife's Celebrity Freebie is Pierce Brosnan -- apparently she loves his chest hair.
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A celebrity you find attractive.
Celebrity crushes can be
Casual- you just think he/she is cute
Intense- you love them and would (usually) like to bang
C- I have a celebrity crush on Cole Sprouse. He is hot!
I- I would leave my SO for Cole Sprouse. He is so hot, funny, and talented!
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being saved from disgrace, humiliation, or other shameful circumstances that would lead to resignation by having a number of celebrity deaths divert media attention away from oneself
Governor Mark Sanford would've had to resign over all those hiking trips if it wasn't for Michael Jackson dying. What a celebrity deathsave.
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The downfall of civilization and all that is good in the world.
Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)
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the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business
Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.
a non- famous woman who sleeps with many celebrities in order to rise to stardom. She claims to be "dating" the celebrity when everyone knows she is just letting them hit it for camera time.
"Draya Michele bad as hell, too bad she a celebrity jumpoff"
"Chris Brown must love himself a celebrity jumpoff, if he has been with Draya and Karrueche"
A subconscious celebrity is a person who can interact with individuals subconsciously. To actually earn this title persons must exhibit conscious subconscious activity. These individuals are viewed upon by all, subconsciously, in a positive manner. Subconscious celebrities are people who are karma neutral. Being karma neutral means their actions are subject to much more stringent “universal” review, meaning their “positive” and “negative” actions are more readily enforced.
Subconscious celebrities exist to alter the course of humanity subconsciously. They exist within and separately of humanity due to their neutral disposition and observance of universal law.
Subconscious celebrities are separate of “normal” life activity making them invulnerable to negative actions of others. Persons who choose to be negative towards subconscious celebrities are often punished before they can commence the act. This is due to energy filtration. Subconscious celebrities can read energy directed towards them and either negate it, or respond to it.
They are essentially admins of life.
“Why is that guy always on my freaking mind?!”
“Oh thats joe, a subconscious celebrity.”