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the most stupid fucking thing that pisses the fuck out of me
i hate tax deductible charity organizations
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A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon
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Completely ignoring those close to you for sex
" Yo man I was totally gonna hook up with this girl but she was totally pulling a charity"
a dude who sets up female friends who aren't looking for relationships, but rather, who just wanna fuck
"He's such a nice guy for helping all those girls find love."
"Nah, he's a charity pimp. Those chicks just wanna get piped."
"I see... perhaps I should introduce myself."
'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?
Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
A person who will constantly tell to donate to charity or cancer patients. The morale of this is to avoid them at all costs
Willy:hey you should donate to the March of dimes
Robby:can you shut the fuck up
Willy:donate to the homeless
Robby:you're a fuckin charity cunt
Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*
Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.