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When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.
"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."
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When you consume your own smegma, which is a yellowish, moist substance found under your foreskin.
Eww, Robert ran out of food so he had to have a dick-cheese dinner!
When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.
When a woman sucks off a dirty sweaty man she gets oral dick cheese..
I gave that girl Becky some of my oral dick cheese
When seven guys all put their extremely cheesy cocks on some dough and sauce
Damn I could really go for a nice dick cheese pizza right now ughh zaddy
A collection of nasty nut sweat dead skin and old cum and solidifies into a cream in Wichita nasty hoe ate in a porno
You ate my asian dick cheese that's not cottage cheese you filthy fuck
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A Dick Cheese Pirate is one who deeply enjoys pirating dick cheese for their own personal use
guy1: what is cody doing?
guy2: being a greasy dick-cheese pirate.
guy1: figures...
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