Random
Source Code
Random
A pretty crappy city. A shithole compared to New York. It doesn't even top Boston, which isn't even the best compared to Provincetown. And the people are arrogant asshole's, unlike New Yorkers.
There's no gay scene in Chicago. Bo-ring...I'm going to San Francisco.
91👍 429👎
an awesome city where the Fall Out Boy band origintated
EggMan: IM MAD CUZ IM HAPPY!!! GO CHICAGO!!!
Froggert: MEAT SALAD!!!!!!! YAY!! CHICAGO!!
11👍 48👎
I HEART CHICAGO LOVES THE COCK and is a pussy....like all chicagonads
I HEART CHICAGO blows truckers for crack money
36👍 215👎
When there are two joints or blunts in a circle of friends; one is passed clockwise, the other counterclockwise. When two arrive at your doorstep you have to "chicago;" hit both of them simultaneously, preferably in the manner of inserting each between two different sets of knuckles of the same hand, making a chamber with your fist and inhaling deeply through the pipe created by your thumb and forefinger.
Yo, bitch, you just got hit. CHICAGO!
2👍 6👎
The act of taking a dump through an open sunroof into an automobile.
Jimmy McGill gave a guy a Chicago Sunroof. Too bad he didn't realize there were kids in the back seat of the car.
6412👍 84👎
This term describes the 'all-the-way-forward' handlebar position most commonly seen on BMX bikes in urban areas of the United States.
Rather than having the handlebars in a vertical position (as the more practical BMX riders tend to do), the individual who chooses the 'chicago' position instead prefers to lay his or her handlebars all the way forward in an attempt to do any or all of the following things:
1. Allow more knee room on a bike which is far too short for them, possibly because they are a 7-foot tall, 52 year old alcoholic who is riding their grandchild's Wal-Mart bike to the beer store at dawn on a Monday
2. Look 'cool' on an overly small bicycle, which is near-impossible, especially when the rider is visibly frustrated by this situation, and having apparent difficulty controlling said bike.
3. Create the illusion of having a 'low rider' bike, but without making any actual low rider modifications.
All chicago bars ever did was make BMX bikes harder to ride, and cause an untold number of unnecessary faceplants in the ghetto, and under certain circumstances, they may even alert the police to possible cracktivities in the area, due to the obvious fucktardation on the part of these clueless bike riders.
Hahaha! Did you see that guy with his bars almost rubbing the front tire? WTF?
Yes I did; that's because we're in the hood. Now stop sweating that chump's chicago bars and tell that baby on the corner to stop selling weed.
690👍 34👎
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
"Wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone."
71👍 2👎